Danker

The act of takin' a large shit.

Damn I shouldn't have drank so much coffee. Now I have to take a mad danker

by Concrete Canoe March 15, 2011

dinkelberry

Its a dried ball of shit hanging off an ass hair.
Usually occuring due to poor sanitary habits or rushing off the toilet too fast to grab a beer.
Also used to describe an asshole.

The dinkelberries on my ass scraped my flesh causing quite the bloody mess.

by scottb April 26, 2005

have fun at dinner

subtle way to say "fuck you"

from

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBh-42MLINg

"Peace. Pound it. Have fun at dinner!"

by Logan & Brandon January 14, 2009

Texas Dinner Jacket

The thin disposable paper device provided for patrons of public toilets so their delicate ass cheeks don't touch the toilet seat which is probably full of dried urine and discharges from other people's anal boils. Can be worn around the neck and sort of looks like a vest when worn in that manner.

I had to hover above the bowl and do a bombadier because they were all out of Texas Dinner Jackets and there appeared to be some blood and feces on the toilet seat.

by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006

Canadian Dinner Jacket

A work jacket or flannel that has been well worn and thoroughly beat up.

Man #1 : Why doesn't Chris get a new Carhartt? The one he has is old and dirty.

Man #2 : What, you don't like his Canadian Dinner Jacket?

by stronghands March 19, 2008

Diner Dash

To take someone to diner, have sex with them in the restaurant, and then leave them with the check.

I thought that we were going bowling, but instead, he diner dashed me all over the table.

by BoyBlueBash October 24, 2009

Have a Presidential Dinner

Taking fast food home and eating it in bed before going to sleep. Taken from reports in the Fire and the Fury that Donald Trump often goes to bed early with a cheeseburger

I was tired out, so I decided to just go by the drive thru on the way home and have a presidential dinner.

by Dreggie January 24, 2018