One who fills their petrol powered car with a more dirty and less refined fuel - namely diesel.
Effects are known to kill car if not already dead. It makes your car badly beaten, scratched and has go faster stripes hanging off and a Jesus sticker on the back.
'Glid the Diesel' would approve of this method of propulsion as it's eco-friendly effects are stopping the engine from working completely.
Conversion costs:
1 tank diesel £40
AA membership £50 per year
Repair work to engine £100
1 tank petrol £40
Total £230
The mechanics are happy with this work as it keeps them in business.
Effects are known to kill car if not already dead. It makes your car badly beaten, scratched and has go faster stripes hanging off and a Jesus sticker on the back.
'Glid the Diesel' would approve of this method of propulsion as it's eco-friendly effects are stopping the engine from working completely.
Conversion costs:
1 tank diesel £40
AA membership £50 per year
Repair work to engine £100
1 tank petrol £40
Total £230
The mechanics are happy with this work as it keeps them in business.
My name is Joe - I have a pertol car. I think I'll fill it with diesel. That makes me a Diesel Jockey
by Carlos the Diesel June 24, 2004
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Dude1: Have you heard shaq diesel's album.
Dude2: Yea what the f*** was that. He should stick to basketball...Wait, he isn't very good at that either.
Dude2: Yea what the f*** was that. He should stick to basketball...Wait, he isn't very good at that either.
by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 25, 2005
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Derived from the flappy lid thing that tractors and american style lorries used to have over their upright exhausts that flap when the engine is revved hard.
Perfect exponents of the diesel stack= Jackie Charlton the footballer and the Rab C Nesbit character off of the Hamlet cigar adverts
Derived from the flappy lid thing that tractors and american style lorries used to have over their upright exhausts that flap when the engine is revved hard.
Perfect exponents of the diesel stack= Jackie Charlton the footballer and the Rab C Nesbit character off of the Hamlet cigar adverts
by ebuyergum July 14, 2009
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He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.
He's Home Depot.
HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.
Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.
He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.
He's Home Depot.
HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.
Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.
What happened to you last night?
We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!
Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!
Agreed!
We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!
Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!
Agreed!
by leftshoe January 10, 2014
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by Dwagon123 October 14, 2019
Get the Diesel dick mug.To engage in the act of drinking copious volumes of beer and devolving into a single cellular state.
by sherbasaurus January 24, 2016
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