defficationhorniosis

A disease in which every time you dump a load, you experience wave after wave of uncontrollable orgasms. Can be rather pleasurable, as far as diseases go. Can also be quite embarrassing when caught making sexual noises on the crapper.

Due to her extreme case of defficationhorniosis, Kristina could never poop in public places for fear of people hearing her aroused moaning from outside the restroom.

by Lallafral October 31, 2010

Penis Deficiency

The term used to describe the state of being when a male, or something with a penis, lacks the dispossession to posses a voluminous vaginal insertion device.

erin: hey brittany did you see that kid?
brittany: yes yes i did.
brittany: haha sucker.
erin: poor guy, he had a penis deficiency!
brittany: oh no erin where did your penis go?
erin: omg i dont know!
brittany: you have a penis deficiency!

by Erin and Brittany June 16, 2004

cognitive deficit

what my ADHD brain is experiencing (economically) due to a national adderral shortage

On top of trying to be productive during inflation times I’m in cognitive deficit now bc of the adderral shortage. So if you see some emails that are straight up unintelligible know that I am probably not medicated

by Sickomonster April 12, 2023

defibulator

a device constructed of toliet paper roll and bounce sheets to filter out the weed smoke

yo pass me the defibulator so my moms cant smell the smoke!

by Stewie31 May 2, 2009

Panchito Deficiency

When you are lacking the Panchito in your life! Usually symptoms occur after not seeing Panchito for over a week sometimes sooner.

**Psychosocial symptoms:
•Guilty feelings.
•Shame.
•Irritability.
•Derealization.
•Ongoing feelings of nervousness.
•Agitation.
•Elevated levels of anxiety.
•Intense and excessive fear.

I am sorry I am being mouthy and mean to you, it's because of my Panchito Deficiency.

by Brittblay33 November 12, 2017

sports video deficiency

is the medical term used for the lack of one's experience in watching sports videos. The known symptoms of this deficiency are lack of knowledge of great sports plays, statistics or players' information. It can happen to anyone who doesn't watch enough sports channels on their television or log on to sports websites. ESPN.com has a cure for this diseases and it can be found at www.espn360.com.

NOTE: This deficiency must be taken seriously and those who have it should act towards a cure soon.

Ryan did not know about the 720 dunk, he definately has the sports video deficiency lately.

by CougarERod September 10, 2008

BIG DICK DEFEINCEY (BDD)

The opposite of big dick energy. Cocky rather than confident. A person who overcompansates with arrogance and belittlement. One does not need a small penis to have BDD but just lack of self assurance.

"Pete davidson doesn't have BDD."

OR
" OMG this guy keeps gloating about how much of a good guy he is and how great he is in bed"

"Oh! That's a case of BIG DICK DEFEINCEY (BDD)"

by Maisieandcassie May 13, 2019