Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.

"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."

by Borninsin April 6, 2019

Nigga dander

Over 3 days of none showering dandruff of the skin and hair

I kissed my boyfriend's face with my tongue and said, "yo, you got the nigga dander"!

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Vandi Dandi

The Kamiamama has just left fortnite its my emo phase now.

Vandi Dandi needs braids

by Vandi Dandi October 18, 2022

Jack danda

Someone of no coordination, they are usually the victim of the friend group. He also is in love with the opposite gender. Or zebras....

how you drop that ruler? god dammit "Jack Danda".

by Dicktionary.. May 28, 2023

CHUBBY DANDELION

a CHUBBY DANDELION Is a genetically deformed dandelion that looks fat/chubby. Scientists don't know why chubby dandelions exist, especially since they're common in lawns, and can be annoying to get rid of just like any other weed in the grass.

"A CHUBBY DANDELION grew in my lawn, this isn't good!"

by flyerfishy July 24, 2024

Ooooooooo daannngggg

An expression used for anything you want to use it for, in any type of situation and/or for any reason you could think of.

Clara: He's fine.
Tracy: Ooooooooo daannngggg

Brandon: Here's the dildo I was talking about.
Alicia: Ooooooooo daannngggg.

by Trixxier Crisp February 8, 2024

fupa dander

The flakes, crust, icky secretions that exist within the folds of a FUPA. These particles may sprinkle throughout the persons home, car and other belongings just like other forms of dander. Foul odor may be associated.

The amount of fupa dander left on the bathroom floor was concerning.

by ChelleLeann March 9, 2025