E.V.D.

explosive vaginal discharge, like explosive diarrhea, but pertaining to vaginal discharge - you get the picture

the toilet was destroyed due to her severe case of EVD

by coyle May 7, 2005

D.A.R.E.

Something I was told, but did not listen to.

I went through the D.A.R.E. program, but look at me now!11! <tokes bong>

by fucking April 30, 2003

D.A.T.E

Dick

At

The

End

Girls All Ways Want to go on a D.A.T.E

by JAAAYP April 3, 2019

C.E.L.D.

When a person treats another person like they're mentally/physically disabled, this can apply for both mentally/physically disabled people, and for people without any disabilities. They can sometimes repeat their behavior, to the point where it's downright harassment. These people who are defined as a C.E.L.D. can be a Karen, Rhonda (red-neck/country Karen), Susan (extremely religious Karen), or just anybody else in general who acts this way. They are found to be too enthusiastic, too nice, overly eager to help you, especially when you don't need any help, and even seem to be obsessive with this attitude because they act this way, especially towards you, 24/7. And not only can 1 person act this way, but companies can as well.

(Anagram for Condescending Egotistical Laud Disorder)

"Looks like we got a C.E.L.D. on our hands."
"My school is a C.E.L.D., because they've been putting me in Special Ed classes since 7th grade, and I have no mental or physical disabilities. They also repeatedly ask if I need to go to the testing room during any test, even if it's a pop quiz that isn't worth a grade."
"A couple of C.E.L.D.'s are approaching, Abort Mission! I repeat, abort mission!"

by explodedelmo January 26, 2021

d.i.c.e.r

a SWAG TIKTOKER

hey watcha watching?

oh, just one of d.i.c.e.r 's tiktoks

by local fag April 20, 2021

E-way’d

A minnesota term to describe a woman being thrown out of a car in the middle of the expressway after giving oral sex to everybody. Can also be used for a man who was thrown out of a car with no reason as well.

“Yooo you heard that bitch Jada got E-way’d after giving neck?”
“Yeahh, that bitch a bop wtf”

by 1808youngsteppa March 5, 2021

W.u.d.g.b.e

Abbreviation for what’s understood don’t gotta be explained which may be used in text messages.

Carl:aye don’t Tell my girl about this
Phil:bro you already that w.u.d.g.b.e

by Hoodrichtavitay November 11, 2019