crotch potato

similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.

Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"

by CDS the man from MD August 23, 2010

crotch crickets

crabs, pubic lice

by shawn December 17, 2002

crotch cheese

nasty smelling mixture of vaginal secretions and sweat which accumulates when a woman doesn't wash for a period of time. The female variety of dick cheese.

dude... i couldn't go down on her... she smelled like crotch cheese!

by Pooge June 3, 2006

hot crotch

When someone is feeling horny and feels the need to be sexually satisfied by any interested person. When someone has hot crotch, their standards may be lowered in order to fulfil their sexual desires. Hot crotch is usually, but not always, alcohol induced.

Sarah had some serious hot crotch last night; she would have taken anyone home from the bar!

by BigAsh&LJ September 24, 2016

fire crotch

a large orange bush located in the pubic area of the human body. Forest fire crotches are known to occur most often in Ireland and Scotland.

I have a fire crotch and if you mess with me i will burn your fucking face off you fucker.

by lewisbowels September 10, 2004

crotch pocket

A crotch pocket is a woman's vagina. The word is useful in talking about a woman's vagina in mixed company without using common words.

I'll bet that bitch has a nice-looking crotch pocket.

by Shakira's Hips October 16, 2006

crotch spiders

The regrowth hair that needs shaved in the pubic region, or The few pubic hairs that need trimmed that sneak out of a bikini bottom. The lighter version of a Thighbrow.

Candice was avoiding going swimming with her friends as she had a bad case of crotch spiders, even though she had shaved 3 days ago.

by RustyBedsprings June 23, 2016