rubi croft

loudest person you’ll ever hear, she will burst your ear drums with only whispering

the children and teachers flooded out the classroom while rubi croft was singing to michael jackson

by anyonyomouse November 23, 2019

Dread Coof

No mere ordinary plague, this dread version is the worst coof ever. Only the jab can save you.

"Sterility is a small price to pay for being marked 'safe' from the Dread Coof. Shoot me up, Doc!"

by Bezzle Bedeviled July 11, 2022

Bug crooked

a type of bug that loves to dance around and be a stupid bug

random kid: BUG CROOKEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! Bug crooked: shut the fuck up

by goofydays4ohio January 13, 2023

manor croft

shit school don't send ur kids there

manor croft is so shit. init

by manorhate69 April 20, 2023

By hook or by crook

Pulling a Howard and getting it done.

"By hook or by crook" we're going to make it to Orlando by midnight !

by T-Dawg007 January 15, 2022

crooked h

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle

Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h

by knoophouse January 4, 2008

Crofty

Any person that likes to laze about in a shady, preferrably underground area, avoids the sun and is generally awesome.

"Why is that kid sitting under an umbrella? It's a beuatiful day out!"
"Dude, he's a Crofty, it's what he does."

by Goilak February 19, 2009