Croaker

An elderly male colleague who all the females are hoping croaks it because he’s just a dirty old sleaze...

I had to report that old guy, Barry to HR, when he sleazed on me, what a croaker.

by Barry_Croaker September 11, 2023

croatious

A word to describe someone being mean, cruel, or a bully without reason.

A: I had pizza yesterday and it was so good!
B: Bruh shut up…
C: Hey, don’t be croatious to A.

by sillybilly227 September 20, 2023

Croassant

This thing is like a GOD bruh like they are incredible and they are the best gender identification and also you can defend your self.

Example 1:

French victim:you are a pussy

Person 1:*breaks a croassant in his face*

French victim:*proceeds to have a really big amount of emotional damage*

Example 2

Victim 1:Your sort of stupid

Person 1:*throws a croassant on his face as a boomerang *

Victim 1:Ay yoo wtf you broke my leg

by Motaxs October 4, 2023

Croassant

One of the best breads and is the best gender indentification option ever

French victim:Your a pussy

Person 1:*breaks a croassant on his face*

French victim:*has a lot of emotional damage*

Example 2

Victim 1:Your sort of idiot

Person 1:*throws a croassant as a boomerang*

Victim 1:!Ay yoo WTF you almost got my EYE!

Person 1:*throws another one*

Victim 1:*💀*

by Motaxs October 5, 2023

Croakgive

When you want someone to hurry up and die so you get their stuff.

That necklace is so pretty, I wish they could just croakgive it to me

by Skinnedsoap January 6, 2024

Croatian Candle Holder

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.

She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.

by FerdiT February 6, 2024

Croasting

When a train is rolling in to the station four minutes early so it slows down to a smooth roll as it glides in. A portmanteau of 'coasting' and 'roasting'.

The 5:18 train is now the 5:14 train--look at that thing croasting into the station!

by mequickwantslow November 16, 2023