Country Crump

Unlike the standard crump, Country Crump is a dance native only to the North East – especially upstate New York. Commonly performed at parties, the Country Crump is the art of standing vertical and slow stepping with one’s feet, to the rhythm, while swinging one’s hands. One should note that while swinging one’s hands, the shoulders and elbows should remain perfectly still, allowing the arms not to move, making the wrist swinging more pronounced. Commonly, the Country Crumper will do this move with a blank face.

When Chris did the Country Crump all of the girls laughed and pointed.

by knot chris October 17, 2011

Country Slaw

A delectable country tossed, leafy, moisturizing dish prepared when a person is declared dead. You eat this dish for 7 days straight, while grieving over a loss. You also may bathe in this foliage.

Country slaw, as knows as "salad".

by TonyTumpTump March 25, 2012

Countryphile

A person who loves or has a strong affinity or preference for living in a rural area as opposed to a city or peri-urban area.

I love to breathe fresh country air, live a sustainable life surrounded by wide open spaces and be part of a small rural community; I am a true countryphile.

by drdanni March 20, 2013

Countrywhore

One who listens excessively to country music and literally dick sucks every country singer known to existence

Person 1: Bro did you hear about Brianna miller's music taste??

Person 2: Yeah man what a countrywhore!!

Person 1: Ik bro

by JakkKobe April 26, 2017

Country Thunder Clap

When you high five a person at Country Thunder.

Billy Job told he finally sexed his cousin so I had to give him a Country Thunder Clap. Then we rocked dicks to Chesney

by Jimny Cracktit May 25, 2017

country girls vibrator

Typically referred as a "Poor woman's vibrator" it is usually a Piece of Farm crop or equipment, Typically Corn on the cob for the rough texture or a cucumber/banana if it has not been eaten. Younger rural women prefer it due to the fact that most men are arrogant in that area/undesirable to them. If they have free time on the farm, they will go to a part of the field take a cob and pleasure themselves with it, Then dispose of it when going home or keep it for on the road.

"Due to the lack of desirable men near her and being so far away from the suburbs she went out to the field grabbed a country girls vibrator and went to town"

by The_Criminal66 August 20, 2017

Country dump

A country dump is used to describe the act of crapping in the woods, typically while hunting.

After Thanksgiving dinner while hunting, the fat WV hillbilly took a big country dump in the woods.

by Sam Blaylock October 16, 2017