Wadsworth Constant

A term coined by Wadsworth on Reddit.com.

The Wadsworth Constant is simply either the removal of the first 30% of selected content or the singular usage of only the first 30% of selected content.

Context: "A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about."

Wadsworth Constant Applied: "book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about."

by r-wadsworth October 2, 2011

Wadsworth Constant

When watching online videos, the Wadsworth Constant states the first 30% of the video will not be pertinent or necessary. The viewer will be able to watch the second 70% without any loss.

This theory holds true to most videos and statements, assuming everything is rounded to the most logical point.

Wadsworth Constant: the intro is bullshit, skip to there, you'll get it.

by Moldyyyyyt October 2, 2011

constança

The most mean girl in the world that is a really fake person to her friends

God I hate that girl Constança! Did you see what she did to her friendship!!

by Constança February 24, 2017

Special Constable

(UK) Like a Policeman, but retarded, Hence the designation of 'special'

1: Dude, check out the downer in uniform

Woah, its a Special Constable

by UberPcso July 28, 2011

constial

Blessing or "Amen" in the religion of Constia.

Thank you Zera for protecting me, Constial.

by RainSxth April 8, 2022

constapreg

The far more unattractive of the Spencer sisters, having a constant pooch of the stomach.

Constapreg is far less hott than her sister, but she'll do.

by spencerslayer December 27, 2008

constimpeded

A term used to describe crappy artwork. A combination of constipated and impeded. A polite way of saying, "Your art is a piece of shit!"

1.Andy Warhol may be considered a great artist, but screen printing the same picture in a bunch of different colors is constimpeded.

2.Allowing your cat to scratch up carpet remnants and calling it art is constimpeded.

by macden December 10, 2009