An unfortunate affliction found in males that 99% of the time will lead to bigger problems. One with this disorder will be extremly arroused, hard, and ready for a sexual encounter until a condom is applied. Once the condom is on, the male's errection disappears and goes completly limp. After this, one of the following happens:
1. The female refuses to go forward without a condom and the male never gets laid.
2. The female and male agree to forget the condom and go for it, usually leading to an STD, pregnancy, or both.
3. The male pathetically tries with the condom on until the female tires and says "Oh, just get off me already!"
Some men only have the disorder when drunk, while others have it all their lives.
1. The female refuses to go forward without a condom and the male never gets laid.
2. The female and male agree to forget the condom and go for it, usually leading to an STD, pregnancy, or both.
3. The male pathetically tries with the condom on until the female tires and says "Oh, just get off me already!"
Some men only have the disorder when drunk, while others have it all their lives.
Dude: I am soo hard!
Chick: Woah! Don't forget the condom!
::Dude puts condom on and looses errection::
Chick: Oh no! You're condom shy aren't you? Fuck this, I'll see ya later...
Dude: Damn it!!
Chick: Woah! Don't forget the condom!
::Dude puts condom on and looses errection::
Chick: Oh no! You're condom shy aren't you? Fuck this, I'll see ya later...
Dude: Damn it!!
by cinymin86 November 21, 2009
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Used for fucking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an orgasm all over the healthy fruit.
2.Commonly used for fucking a girl if you don't want to get your dick or your fingers dirty. Newbies use this technique all the time.
Used for fucking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an orgasm all over the healthy fruit.
2.Commonly used for fucking a girl if you don't want to get your dick or your fingers dirty. Newbies use this technique all the time.
Person 1: Hey man,mind if I have some condoms? I'm going to fuck my girlfriend tonight.
Person 2: Yeah sure,you're lucky because I almost ran out,the last one is on that Banana,just take it.
Person 1:...What in the fuck....
Person 2: Don't ask. Just don't. Condom Banana is just right for you.
Person 2: Yeah sure,you're lucky because I almost ran out,the last one is on that Banana,just take it.
Person 1:...What in the fuck....
Person 2: Don't ask. Just don't. Condom Banana is just right for you.
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Always practice safe eye humping. Wear an eye condom.
Dude at least put your eye condom on before you eye hump that girl!
Dude at least put your eye condom on before you eye hump that girl!
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