Nature’s condom

When u take the banana out of its peel and replace it with ur penis. Thus u have ur dick in a banana peel.

Like ma homemade fleshlight

Oh u mean nature’s condom

by Ser poohole December 27, 2019

concordance

noun. 1 agreement. 2 an index of the words used in a book or an author's works.

To be in concordance with protocol.

by Tony Deverson December 18, 2003

Candog

Usually a girl, who is loud and honks, has a passion for two year old stuff and lives everyday life as a "dog". They have an interest in either sex and will fart and burp when she can with her fanny pack open 24/7

"CANDOG! show us ya tits!"

by beechy February 1, 2008

condom

a piece of rubber you shove your manhood into to prevent you from being on the jeremy kyle show.

holly: i don't want your fluid inside me
olly: don't worry! i have a condom!

by yamar September 30, 2009

comdom

it isn't actually a word...the word is condom ....i dunno whether you missed the 'n' or you actually thought it was called that..but can i clear it up cos it pisses me off....

comdom = not a word...

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds December 17, 2004

Concordia High School

A school overflowing with gayness, a bunch of white-ass wangsters, 5 1/2 black people, and the jew from the zios commercials and way too many mid-size trucks. And retarded wrestling matches that pass as fights. u might as well go to Creighton prep.

Bro: Concordia high school is awesome
other bro: no its not its gay
Bro: ya i now im jkin fds smb

by Mr. Korte December 7, 2010

condoofadate

a strong feeling of love toward someone of the opposite sex, a stronger feeling then love itself

i condoofadate you ♥

by kcamenzie January 8, 2010