Coconut

A burnett who has often blonde moments

Girl 1: did she just ask what tuna is?
Girl 2: Yeah she is such a blonde, but wait she has brown hair
Girl 1: yeah shes a coconut
Girl 2: oh yeah haha

by Coconutcassie August 24, 2008

Coconut

A derogatory term used in Australasia for people from the Polynesian islands. Particularly Tonga and Samoa.

Hes a coconut, hes from Tonga

by shooter_78 January 21, 2011

Coconut

An action of using your palm to hit someone's head.

That guy looks like a bird, let's go and coconut him.

by Maslin September 2, 2003

Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting

Something tasty to eat when your mom leaves your home alone and refuses to let you hang out with her friends (a good way to sorrow in the fact you have no life)

Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting is pretty good, but I think I ate too much and I'm getting really sick

by Adam Man March 11, 2005

coconut

The act of hitting someone ontop of their head, then saying Coconut out loud. Must be done when the is not expecting it or is just being an asshole

Jimmy just gave tommy a damn good coconut for spitting in his milk

by Konrad April 10, 2005

Coconut head ass bitch

Dua lipa

Has a head like a coconut

Bitch

“Hey that dua lipa sure is a coconut head ass bitch”

by The all seeing eye September 2, 2018

Coconut head

Pertaining to someone who cleanses their cranium with shampoo with the horrible aroma of coconuts.

My sister, Alex, is a freakin' coconut head.

by Kit D. Kat February 2, 2007