cluster-storm

Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.

The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.

by basher9 May 30, 2018

ClusterFucked

When You’re In A Box With Too Many Thoughts

I was sitting in the bathroom, ClusterFucked.

by McGregor McGee June 1, 2018

clusterfuckaluffuggus

Clusterfuckaluffuggus’s are unclarified moments of mental confusion, whether self-induced or by telepathic provocation.

He sat blank eyed and blushing with confusion-transforming-rage in a clusterfuckaluffuggus as the vultures scrapped the shredded meat in his dome.

by Treebonics July 6, 2018

cluster frick

a cluster of fricks

a cluster frick is a word that can be used to describe things or people in a group doing something stupid or dumb while also not cussing.

by just a meme February 4, 2019

Cluster Fuck

When a group of naked people all cram into a small space, and stick whatever they have in whatever hole they can find.

Wanna come to my party tonight? I’m planning a killer cluster fuck.

by Bolverkr September 5, 2019

clusterfrack

euphemism for clusterfuck

as a verb: to mess something up, to fuck up.

as a noun: a fucked-up situation; a situation where everything seems to go wrong.

School today was a complete clusterfrack.

I clusterfracked everything I could today.

by ONGN October 26, 2019

Clusterfucked

Too much going on in the mind at one time

I need a moment to myself because I'm feeling a little clusterfucked

by Mamma t October 28, 2019