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Cleaning your kitchen

This is when you spread your ass cheeks and someone licks your butthole.
Gay boy- Ayyy, I'm gonna be cleaning your kitchen tonight, -wink-.
Straight boy- Nawww, I'm straight, you faggot.
by P0000000000P298356398497853257 January 19, 2009
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Social Cleansing

When you lose/break your cell phone and lose ALL your contacts. You are then forced to recall names and numbers of people long forgotten.
Frat Bro, "Dude arn't you gonna text your booty call for a late night rendez-vous?

Contact-less Friend, "No Bro... Due to social cleansing I am forced to meet new girls and get their numbers...
by DNealz14 May 11, 2009
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Cleaning the Pipes

Tugging your meat until you ejaculate, and then pissing. This supposedly cleans your urethra (hence, Cleaning the Pipes)

It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.

It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.
John: "Ugh, I really need to clean the pipes"

John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.
by Der Dietrich June 24, 2012
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throat clearing

*ahem* throat clearing is an asexual phallic symbol. but on a more serious note - the action of throat clearing is similar to the action of yawning. it just so happens that throat clearing seems to carry connotations opposite to those of yawning. yawning says things like "we get along so well that we don't even need to talk" whereas coughing says things like "our relationship is sick". of course there are those who use the word sick in a positive manner of speaking...share the wealth and stuff...you know.
every once in awhile these things happen:

=: socialized throat clearing (coughing) during extracurricular activities.
=: sickness . know?
=: burping (often...or after a good meal...or on the alphabet fuck || farm -> a.k.a. communication).
=: sometimes you have to control the weather and blow the buggers out of the water...and out of your life. |who sunk my battle ship|can guide/disarm a missile using their 1337 mind control over red negative energy||
=: spraying it, not saying it, yet in a semi-appropriate (or perhaps merely an uncontested) manner.
*aher*
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by simonizer June 2, 2008
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cleaning the pipes

Afta cumming have a piss to clean the pips
afta macking a hot chick or wanking, go have a piss. cleaning the pipes
by DaUsualCrew April 25, 2007
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pipe cleaning

when you receive an orgasmically felacio from a chick; usually its when you haven't received a felacio in a while
last night mandy cleaned my pipe and i busted all in her face
by weasel April 23, 2005
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'Bitch cleaning'

When someone gatekeeps all the chores just to lord it over everyone else.
"Cheryl just 'bitch cleaned' the office kitchen again. Did you see her email?"

"Let's meet up. I can't be at home right now. Ryan is 'bitch cleaning' the house like it's on fire."

"Ughh. Ty is 'bitch cleaning' the group project. He just did all the analysis, tables and graph's last night like a squirrel on PCP and is now giving us all the silent treatment. Group projects are such a stroll though hell..."
by Iplantree June 21, 2018
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