big cigar

A politician who promises to do things for the people and never delivers.

Our Senator is a big cigar and idiot!

by Type2GenomeManiac October 8, 2021

British Cigar Challenge

On your anniversary you have your wife or significant other peg you and then have you smoke half a cigar using your ass. Then you take it out and finish smoking it with your mouth.

I completed the British Cigar Challenge over the weekend, we had a great time.

by duncan0802 October 7, 2022

Hitler's Cigar

While getting a blow job you stick your finger in your asshole and rub it on your partner's upper lip.

She was a champ for asking me to give her Hitler's cigar last night.

by anonymous June 9, 2016

Brown filtered cigarettes

Touching the filtered end of an unlit cigarette to one's asshole and returning it to the package. Keep an extra pack of these to give to moochers or people you don't like.

Boyce always chuckled to himself as his targets placed the brown filtered cigarettes in their mouths.

by Boyce Blanco August 11, 2017

french cigar

When you open your mouth and seal it around another person's butthole and then they proceed to fart in your mouth.

I puffed a french cigar last night with my girl.

by Salvo October 19, 2007

Cigarette rich

Having more than one pack of cigarettes, usually when buying in bulk from a city with lower prices.

Do you want a cigarette? I'm cigarette rich after coming back from down south.

by tokyo_rockwell December 4, 2010

cigarette load

a small explosive designed for cigarette insertion (hemostat or tweezer helpful!)

-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)

these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!

you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!

i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!

i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!

we put a cigarette load in mike's cigarette, it went off when he was 'working' the jenkins babe! -man, was he pissed!!

cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!

by michael foolsley January 27, 2011