“I was at my slow pitch softball game and the pitch hit home plate, bounced up right into my Chinese junkyard”
by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021
Get the Chinese Junkyardmug. “Babe do you mind scratching the area between my balls and butthole?” “Your Chinese junkyard?” “Oh yes that’s right”
by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021
Get the Chinese Junkyardmug. The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))
Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.
by Thumperton April 25, 2011
Get the Chinese Goosepeckermug. To Chinese Mingle is to aggressively haggle to a point where you walk away thinking you’ve been given a great deal, but in reality, you have been swindled.
by Tim Selleck April 22, 2022
Get the Chinese Minglemug. A type of dick that some hot girls don't try. However, for the few hot girls that try it, it is an experience they will never forget. After they get some Chinese dick on the bed, they never go back to black or white dick again.
After Kristen sucked Kailzo's Chinese dick, she rejected all black and white men and lusted after ONLY Chinese dick.
by lilzor June 28, 2016
Get the chinese dickmug. When you eat a lot of chinese food. And you are later on wishing you had an ice cube for you but hole, because you're shitting out a buick.
by beer:) June 24, 2010
Get the Chinese Aftermathmug. My little borther got chinese finger traps at his birthday party so me and steve took them and made some chinese canolis
by Tim2182 December 11, 2007
Get the chinese canolimug.