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Charlotte

The most boring city in the whole world. Many think it is a great place to live, and grow. But in reality, it isn't. If I were older, I'd move out of here immediately. The city is plain and is starting to kick out the arts for sports and arenas. Chalotte is burning it's money to add stupid things, instead of things that would otherwise make the city grow. On the bright side, some of the scenery is very pretty, and the city buildings seem to tower over everything. You can't see the stars though because of light pollution, but you can kind of see them. And that is a lot better than most places. Sometimes you can feel the air of home here, but I wouldn't suggest moving here to raise a family. This is more of a move in move out town. People leave and people move in a lot. Though there are some people that have lived their whole lives here. And the traffic is truely horrible. But when you dig deep, you can find the beauty in this city.
"Let's not go to charlotte."
by Well then, yeah December 4, 2007
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Good Charlotte

*nsync in black clothes that have no talent
lifestyles of the rich and the famous! by Good Charlotte
by Mackenzie J October 6, 2005
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charlotte p

Grand duchess of coolness who reigned during the latter half of the 20th century and into the beginning of the 21st century. She is well known for her round buttocks of justice and nancing through the hills of Bristol.

adj
1. Consisting of downright salacious manners

adj
2. A lady of a very collected nature.

verb
3. The act of penitration with a rather long pipe.

verb
4. Having a tinkle.
1. She was so Charlotte p all night that I thought it'd be a perfect time for a boink.

2. She was a Charlotte p, calm relaxed, a cool customer.

3. This one time at band camp I pulled a Charlotte P on her ass.

4. She had to go for a little Charlotte p, but she'll be back soon.
by Gooch April 11, 2005
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Charlotte Murray

The most incredible girl in the world, the perfect girlfriend. Funny, sweet, sexy, loving, beautiful, incredible, perfect, are all adjectives used to describe Charlotte Murray
Guy 1 - You're going with Charlotte Murray? Damn you're lucky
Guy 2 - I know :)
by ET<3CM November 25, 2010
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Charlotte

A person that is caring, loving and very accepting that needs to learn to apply those qualities more to herself because she is worth it.
I'm so glad I met my Charlotte
by anotcoolkid March 15, 2015
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Charleston Grits

When a man feels like he has diarrhea, he has sex with his girl, blows a load on her chest. Then, he lets out his diarrhea all over her. He then rubs his hand in the concoction, slaps her in the face and yells YEEHAW CHARLESTON GRITS!!!
YEEHAW Tommy said as he gave Lo a taste of his Charleston Grits.

Tasty Lo said! That was delicious!
by Charleston Grits1234 March 11, 2011
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Charlottesville

The most overrated town on earth.

A so-called "city" of about 40,000 people with a road infrastructure designed to handle a population 10% of its current size.
The most over priced real estate anywhere in the country. 500k will get you 1,200 square foot 3 bedroom cottage.

All of the headaches of living in a big city with none of the benefits: Traffic congestion like you wouldn't believe (most of the main roads in town are one lane), lines out the door and 2 hour wait times for your favorite restaurant, 90% of on street parking requires one of about 20 various types of parking permits, property owners will tow your car with glee, the most obnoxious and pompous local residents who think they're rich, and nothing to rent for below 1 grand a month.

The nearest actual city is D.C., about 2 hours away if you drive quickly and don't run into traffic. (You will, btw, as the only road to get to D.C. Is route 29 north, a sad excuse for a highway with traffic lights every 5 miles. Seriously, the road infrastructure in central VA sucks!)

The only real reason to come here is to go to school, as UVA is fairly highly ranked (No.24 according to U.S. News) but after you are finished with academia, get out of Charlottesville as fast as you can. Just don't go to North Korea. (Too early for that one?) I'm kidding. No but seriously this town sucks.
Tom: Have you been to Charlottesville? I'm thinking of applying to UVA!

Jane: Are you kidding me? Charlottesville is the worst! Apply to Georgetown instead!
by Mike Pence August 27, 2017
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