carbohydrate

the act of sticking both of your penises into the ass cavern of a hot bitch

Joe Youngcarbohydrated all over Cynthia's bootie hole

by Cecil Williams October 23, 2007

carbomb

while a girl(preferably one you dont know all that well) is going down on your cock meat sandwish, you release a horrendous fart, the kind that make your eyes water, and when she pulls off your pipe in disgust, you blow your load all over her face. if executed correctly she will cry, and for the rest of her life she will know that she is just a dumb whore who blew a stranger at party and got farted and jizzed on.

"dude at this party last friday, some dumb slut was blowing me and i had beer farts and i couldnt hold my nut and the fart so i just gave her a carbomb."

by the og carbomb October 30, 2008

carbon guilt

The feeling of guilt for using too much carbon,
e.g. too much air travel,
driving to the corner shop in the car, etc

'Man, I have to fly to Zurich for the second time this month'
'Whoa, you must have some major carbon guilt over that'

by jenngirl January 2, 2009

Carbon Footprint Corncob

The corncob lodge up the ass of the Anthropogenic climate change fanatics.

"You know every time you drive your SUV Gaia dies a little more."
" You need to pull that Carbon Footprint Corncob out of your ass. Why don't you take a cruise and relax?"
"Do you know how much carbon a cruise ship puts into our sky's?"
" I rest my case."

by Emperor Zoltan the great December 16, 2008

carbooty

A woman who gives up booty because a guy has a sweet ride.

or A guy who just gets booty because of his car.

That dude is all about the carbooty

by Joel Pimp July 18, 2005

charbascanti

Lesbian shit eatting fetish

Went to a crazy rave and caught a pair of dyke charbascanting

by Freddy Mercury June 23, 2003

carbage

The garbage that accumilates in your car.

You need to clean out your car, you have a lot of CARBAGE.

by Lee Branum March 13, 2009