synaptically challenged

Describing someone of less than optimal cerebral functioning.

Is it me or is our waiter a little synaptically challenged?

by CWil December 14, 2010

Arby's Challenge

A trial that consists of someone trying to eat ten Arby's roast beef sandwiches, usually within an alloted time limit. The contest is most regularly held in conjunction with the "Five for Five Round-up". Also known as "The Roast Beef Challenge".

Max made it to nine at the last Arby's Challenge. Then he vomited at the front of that law firm.

by Nicolast September 6, 2006

orgasmically challenged

unable to reach orgasm

I was fucking some girl last night... but she's orgasmically challenged

by carz January 5, 2007

brokeback challenge

a dare between males when one's sexual preference is in question. the challenge entails watching the film Brokeback Mountain, alone, naked, in the dark, and uttering the words "i dare you to move" to one's own penis. if by the end of the film, said penis has not moved, the challenge has been met.

steve: man, that guy's such a stud.

bill: oh yeah? i bet you'd touch your toes for him.

steve: nah, i can appreciate the studliness of a guy without being gay.

bill: i seriously doubt it and a twelver of pbr says you fail a brokeback challenge.

steve: oh dude you're so on!

by dmonet January 7, 2009

fecally challenged

A person suffering from severe constipation.

Doug has been fecally challenged ever since he started taking his psych meds.

by frenchie 312 December 23, 2015

Horizontally Challenged

When you’re an edgy, fresh out of uni, 500 pound, buzzfeed reading History teacher.

ME : Go to the gym you fat fuck, also why do you own a Mini?
HIM : IM HORIZONTALLY CHALLENEGED YOU WEIGHT SUPREMICIST FATPHOBIC ASSHOLE

Horizontally Challenged

by Socialist Canadia October 17, 2018

directionally challenged

A colloquial, quasi-humorous term for someone who is unsure of their location in space and may even be unclear about the left versus right sides of their own body. As psychological testing suggests, women may tend on average to have better liguistic skills than men, while men, in general, might have better orientation in space, so a man who is "directionally challenged" may be seen as less masculine by his peers. If a lifelong trait, it may represent a form of Minimal Brain Damage (MBD) related to Dyslexia or Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD); but if it occurs for the first time in a middle-aged or older person, it might herald a future dementia, such as Alzheimer's Disease (AD).

One reason (aside from instilling discipline) that the armed forces emphasize close-order drill in the training of recruits is to weed out the directionally challenged as someone who is such--"S'matter? Doncha know yer left from yer right? You directionally challenged or sompin'?"--will tend to do poorly on the battlefield and may even jeopardize the lives of his or her fellow soldiers, sailors, or fellow fliers.

by DrWhosis April 3, 2010