Carin

The most beautiful of all the women. Carin doesn't turn heads she breaks necks. All men want to be with her and all women what to be her. She is super smart and funny. Carin is perfection.

Danny: is that Carin?
Heather: it sure is.
Danny: where gonna get married one day
Heather: awe!!!

by Kittyrin18 June 14, 2018

cappin a touch

-it's amost like "Half way to 1st BASE", coming close too but not even close too all the way, without intent, couldn't help it

- DAM her boobs are so big, when I greeted her I skimmed off them. I hope she don't blam me for "cappin a touch"

by GODloljking November 17, 2006

Capribert

Means extreme Happiness the synonym to this word is Roberica.

Oh my good i am so Roberica right now i could jump the moon.
Look at that car..im so Capribert right now.

by Robert Jefferson February 15, 2008

captin cubical

When you do a shit so long it touches the water before it leaves your ass hole

my mate did a captin cubical in amsterdam

by palzeaird May 17, 2011

capron'd

When you have unprotected sex with a girl in her vajajay, flip her over and stick in her chocolate starfish, and then go back to the vajajay. You turn the lights on after sex only to realize that your cock and her pussy are covered and filled with the chocolate.

Ben fucked that girl in the pussy, then the ass, then stuck his shit covered dick back in here pussy. Ben capron'd that bitch!

by the_masked_r@pist December 11, 2011

Caprank

After drinking a CapriSun putting the straw back and blowing the bag up to make the appearance of a full CapriSun.

Pranker: Hey i'm not thirsty want my CapriSun?

Fool: uhh yes i do! Is that even a question?

*Grabs the Caprank*

Pranker: you just got CAPRANKED!

Fool: ... crap

by FrankdasTanken August 23, 2011

Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013