CAPITAL ASS

A person that is such an ass, it must be spelled with capital letters.

Bob: That Don is a CAPITAL ASS.
Dick: Yeah, he is also an Autotan

by ugfest January 18, 2007

Capistrano

Euchre terminology

Noun - a play that results in an opponent who has called trump and gone alone to not win a single trick.

Verb - to perform the aforementioned play.

Arnie called spades alone, but went on to be capistranoed.

by GANGstErr76 August 15, 2011

Capitalism

The subversion thus Corporatization or Monopolisation of the Laissez-faire free market economy by the Corporate elite.

Capitalism refers to the Corporate or Capitalist economies of the United States, Europe and China.

by Baron Neville June 10, 2015

capitated

to not have ones head cut off

"Dude, did you see that guy get decapitated last night?"
"Yeah, thank God I'm still capitated"

by otters128 September 7, 2016

Cultural Capital

Knowledge gained from a wide array of experiences that one has gained through the course of thier life, thus enabling them to succeed more so than someone from a less experienced background.

Barack Obama knows more about the world because of the cultural capital he has accumulated throughout his life time.

by Bronko11 December 31, 2008

with a capital F

Intensifying expression to replace the vulgar modifier ' fucking'. Used as a less vulgar way to intensify the meaning of an adjective by implying 'Fucking' as a modifier. Handy for use in mixed company

Instead of: This whole thing is fucking stupid.

use: This whole thing is stupid with a capital F.

I worked all day and am tired with a capital F.

by JRSLim June 19, 2009

Capitalism

Something people hate for scores of reasons.
Something people like for one reason.

Capitalism=profit. Stop saying you "value individual rights" or "free market". If you really did believe in those, you'd be a socialist. Individual rights are oppressed in capitalism as companies are unaccountable private tyrannies. Markets aren't free when they oppress people like that. Your capitalism wouldn't exist if it weren't for the government-the Reagan administration was the most protectionist government ever. He's your champion of free market capitalism, right?

Just admit it-your a capitalist because you're a selfish dick.

by CrackaAssMotherfucka October 23, 2011