Cablecat

Someone who's addicted to watching TV.

He won't take his eyes off of that TV, he's become a regular cablecat.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

calculatedly spontaneous

Being spontaneous in a calculated way. People who are calculatedly spontaneous have an ability to balance their own personality with themselves; linked with Many Personality Unorder.

When asked about his personality, John Doe just said "calculatedly spontaneous."

by Not Ericc January 29, 2020

Calc

A word used to describe a man with a penis in the shape of a calculator

Damn!!! My bro is such a Calc. I heard his looks like a CASIO fx-85GT PLUS

by ReeO June 29, 2020

Calculator

Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test

Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator

by Hugedickuser69 June 3, 2020

Calcetear

1.verb to forcibly leave someone in stockings

+¿Ma hommie vamos a Calcetear?
-No,hommie

by swap17 June 9, 2020

Calculator buttons

The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.

Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.

by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020

Calc

A subject which is very similar to being railed by a horse who believes consent is a one way street.

Girl 1: anyone railing you tonight?
Girl 2: yea calc *orgasms*

by Rashyfaggy September 28, 2020