A person who receives a birthday present before his/her birthday and proceeds to open it before his/her birthday.
I would not have given Tessa her birthday present a week early if I knew she was going to be birthday cheater and open it the same day...
by Nathan S. August 30, 2008
Get the birthday cheater mug.1. The idea that all the Ph.D. scientists on the planet, who actually spent 10-30 years of their lives getting an education in science and making real discoveries, are intellectually inferior and biased in comparison to 14- to 18-year-old impressionable christian youths and sexually frustrated right-wingers who barely graduated from high school who easily fall for hoaxes which are assumed to be "evidence" for bible literalism and against the rest of science.
2. A conspiracy theory which suggests that all the scientists on the planet are corroborating on a scheme to turn the public away from their belief in God via the theory of evolution (not only atheist scientists, but Christian, Muslim, Jewish and Hindu scientists are in on this anti-God scheme; go figure). Of course, like all conspiracy theories, you will be accused of being naive by the paranoid masses if you happen to use your brain and actually think about how it's not only impossible for thousands of people to be in on a lie without a single one of them having the scruples to come forward and expose said lie, but also impossible for snakes to talk.
2. A conspiracy theory which suggests that all the scientists on the planet are corroborating on a scheme to turn the public away from their belief in God via the theory of evolution (not only atheist scientists, but Christian, Muslim, Jewish and Hindu scientists are in on this anti-God scheme; go figure). Of course, like all conspiracy theories, you will be accused of being naive by the paranoid masses if you happen to use your brain and actually think about how it's not only impossible for thousands of people to be in on a lie without a single one of them having the scruples to come forward and expose said lie, but also impossible for snakes to talk.
1. Creationist: "Did you know Darwin recanted evolution on his deathbed? That proves evolution is wrong and creationism is true!"
Someone who doesn't have his head up his own ass: "That claim was refuted over 100 years ago. And you wonder why scientists don't take you morons seriously?"
2. Creationist: "What? You mean you DON'T believe in fire-breathing dragons and a global flood which has no evidence? You mean you actually believe what scientists say about science and not my pastor? What's wrong with you? Well don't worry, I'll pray for you."
Someone who doesn't have his head up his own ass: "That claim was refuted over 100 years ago. And you wonder why scientists don't take you morons seriously?"
2. Creationist: "What? You mean you DON'T believe in fire-breathing dragons and a global flood which has no evidence? You mean you actually believe what scientists say about science and not my pastor? What's wrong with you? Well don't worry, I'll pray for you."
by Awesome Dog October 8, 2008
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by kate March 3, 2005
Get the craterface mug.Creat (n.) The thing you must be full of for you to be creative. It may seem intuitive that you would be full of creativity, or just be creative, but for people who aren't creative, it is neccessary to provide a tangible, tactile, quantifiable thing that makes you creative, and that thing is creat.
Damn son! I never would have come up with such a cool project. You must be full of CREAT!
or the more popular: " RE: I think "Re: Re: Hello" would just be a lack of creat"
or the more popular: " RE: I think "Re: Re: Hello" would just be a lack of creat"
by Jessie (Team Rocket) May 17, 2006
Get the creat mug.More "leet" spelling for combo breaker. Used on message boards when a long line of similar posts is broken up.
Usually in all caps, and bolded.
Usually in all caps, and bolded.
Poster 1: lol pie
Poster 2: lol pie
Poster 1: lol pie
Poster 2: lol pie
Poster 3: B-B-B-BOMBO CREAKER!
Poster 2: lol pie
Poster 1: lol pie
Poster 2: lol pie
Poster 3: B-B-B-BOMBO CREAKER!
by Yams October 22, 2006
Get the Bombo creaker mug.Nora is such a cheater she slept with all the people she worked with....Man her husband is gonna kill her
by ihatecheaters February 16, 2008
Get the cheater mug.Slang term for smoking weed. Reference to an old muppets skit on Saturday Night Live, The Land of Gorch. In this skit, one of the characters is found to be "Smoking Craters", inhaling the smoke from the craters on the planet, presumably for narcotic purposes.
Do you know what your son is doing?
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!
by wisss March 29, 2008
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