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computer science 

A college major which is thought to be a great field to enter for a lifelong job. This is true, but there are certain misconceptions to this fact. The only way to get an extraordinary job is to create an app and sell that app to a company on the west coast of the U.S. because they are the only ones interested in doing that and hopefully you get to work for one of those fantastic companies with marvelous benefits. On the other hand, if you fail to be an app developer in selling an app to them, you will end up working a job like in the movie Office Space.
Joey: So what are you going to do with your recently earned computer science degree?
Chandler: Well, I have no app ideas, so I'm just going to go work for Initech.
Joey: That's too bad you are not an incredible app developer with thousands of ideas.
Chandler: Yea, I should have just minored in computer science.
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Computer Blue

a cause of severe destruction or death. in reference to the "blue screen of death" when your computer crashes.
dude, did you see that tackle in the game last night?
yeah, they computer blued the shit out of that guy.
Computer Blue by Noah McGraw December 18, 2008

computer geek 

Basically goes up to a fifty year old virgin who spends his nights/days either waiting for a reply from his roleplay buddy or playing Counter-Strike, has been to at least six World Of WarCraft conventions, and thinks he's quite the pimp becuase he has six or seven online girlfriends. Who he refuses to send pictures. Calls his mother at least twice a day, just wondering "What's up."

Also see "pathetic".
Computer Geek-
Frodo23432: Hey guys, wanna play C-S?
Jk294803: HELLS YES!!!
Gandolf8493: I'LL PWN YOU GUYS! jk, jk!!!!

computer homies 

People who vandalize computer monitors and towers by scrawling initials of gangs, such as "El Rio". Closely related to underwear gnomes.
Those darn computer homies wrote "CO" on my screen again.
computer homies by Aaron V. May 1, 2003

Computer Eye Syndrome 

when you go on the computer too much , you can go blind in your right eye. & your hair turns green before bursting into flames
You have been on the coputer for 3 weeks , your going to got Computer Eye Syndrome

NOOOOO ! MY NEOPETS GOING TO DIE

computer rat

An oversized computer mouse

computer-athlete 

Some who is the opposit of a computer-jock. They play sports and have friends but they do tend to nerd out when it comes to computer geams.
Bob: man Willy got MVP for Volleyball but sure need to stay away from computer games.
Mark: I know hes such a Computer-Athlete.
computer-athlete by William Pate December 6, 2004