turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hrs without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.

as i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.

by Rajpal May 13, 2005

carpet beetle

what happens when ladies get crabs

this girl wanted to get off but i didnt have a condom on me and i didnt want to go raw dog bc i was sure she had some carpet beetles.

by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010

The Beetle

You're doing doggy on a chick and when she backs up on you, you balance your forearm on her back for a little support. Then when you're thrusting you perform 'The Beetle', here you slither a nice lick of your middle 3 fingers (Index, Middle, Ring Finger). Now that you have some nice traction on your fingers you wind up with a fat smack across the ass, this guarantees a ripping connection every time!

"Dude it was crazy I full Beetled her"
"What the fuck man, you gave her the Beetle"

by BeamingRappa May 26, 2019

beethoven

When cumming in a girl's ear while she's sleeping and it hardens, and she wakes up and she thinks she's deaf.

I totally beethovened this girl after she passed out last night.

by the_grimace December 10, 2006

beet

something that is gross, or discusting.

That pile of crap is beet.
The gas station bathroom is beet.

by XD_YourMom_XD July 28, 2006

Dog eating beetroot

performing cunnilingus on a woman during her period

Would you go down on your girl during her period? Hell yeah, I'd be there like a dog eating beetroot!

by scotbynature October 7, 2016

beeteedoubleyew

Over-exaggerated IM version of the classic text-friendly btw (by the way), normally used with sarcasm.

John: yeah, kinda told her you wouldn't mind doubledating with her friend tonight.
Duke: hot?
John: fat.
Duke: beeteedoubleyew, I h8 u.

by DukePerino November 25, 2007