Broken bottle

A person on dating sites like POF who is broke, indecisive, dishonest, sometimes married/separated, old and has toddlers, broken, selfish, cheap, fat, selfish, and ugly. Bottom feeders. They don't have any self-respect and they'll shag anything that throws them crumbs. (This type infests POF.)

I went out on a date with a broken bottle who didn't have a car, money, and he smelled likes last night's sex.

by Nomorecheapskates April 11, 2015

broken boner

A broken boner is a comic relief, drunk studder fall that is performed to lighten the mood of athletes before a game or practice.

it starts out when an individual walks like they are drunk, then falling on his or her side kicking their legs back over their body followed by a great stiffness that runs through their body so that their back is arched and bowed

by jeef leatherman September 18, 2003

broken condom

STD's

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.

by Leah September 2, 2003

broken pipe

when one has too much gas and a fart goes off inside before it has a chance to escape the ass.

oh no, i just got a broken pipe, damn that CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004

broken yolk

A sexual act performed when a male ejaculates into his hand and then "cracks an egg" with his hand on to the top of a female's head, thus creating the tickling sensation down their neck. The semen remains as the yolk.

"He gave me a broken yolk and it took me 30 minutes to wash his cum out of my hair"

by therube February 24, 2010

broken stair

A man who commits suicide after being stepped on by a feminist.

I'm horrified by every element of this situation and I never want to speak of it again, but I refuse to be sorry for naming a broken stair and I refuse to be made an example of to discourage survivors from speaking up.

by Male Gamer September 15, 2019

broken chesnut

1. an individual who exhibits qualities which are atypical of societal norms 2. an individual with a broken soul. 3. an individual who is well dressed and often punctual. 4. illustrates an indivuals nuttyness. 5. One flip-flop 6. one who participates in swimming ball and long walks on the beach.

The broken chesnut managed to trip on his own ego this morning, landing flat own a single pimple which was popped.

Broken chesnut proceeded to eat the free, festering, blemish puss.

by Mrs. Teesley Spector August 5, 2008