Brandons are white furry creatures, almost neon white. He lurks around for beagle licking's attention 24/7. They like to flex their small micro sized muscles while around the ladies. If you see a Brandon, you'll notice his tall linky looking buddy.......and a beagle. He likes to lick his mom's clit until it turns into a crusty rasin in his mouth.
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Brandon used to be my best friend, however, he puts materialistic things in front of the important things.
Brandon is a jerk.
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