Brandons are white furry creatures, almost neon white. He lurks around for beagle licking's attention 24/7. They like to flex their small micro sized muscles while around the ladies. If you see a Brandon, you'll notice his tall linky looking buddy.......and a beagle. He likes to lick his mom's clit until it turns into a crusty rasin in his mouth.
by nootlicker April 15, 2013
by LD620 March 29, 2015
The biggest jerk alive. I can't stand this person, he hangs up on me when I call and likes girls all too well, he likes 2014 Forest Hills Drive which is the worst kind of music to listen to when your depressed he used to be a great guy and a best friend, but now he is the biggest jerk ever. Brandon thinks he is better than everyone else, and trust me, HE'S NOT.
Brandon used to be my best friend, however, he puts materialistic things in front of the important things.
Brandon is a jerk.
Brandon doesn't deserve your friendship.
Brandon is a jerk.
Brandon doesn't deserve your friendship.
by a_peed_off_exbestriend_100x January 18, 2017
A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.
by Slothbois stink February 07, 2017
by BAM1218 June 24, 2020
When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.
by PsychoticSpade October 09, 2018
Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly
by Who’s hunting whom September 07, 2020