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Branch Covidian

Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.
Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?

Was she tested?

Yep she is 19-Pos!
by Austin Jayhawk April 3, 2020
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Brandy

A fucking thotwhale!
Brandy is such a thotwhale.
by Daddylilgirl May 20, 2018
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Olive Branching

When one man inserts his erect penis into the flaccid urethra of another man. The term come from a combination of images and word play based on the olive. The image of a pimento olive combined with the olive tree's branch as a symbol for peace (piss)... hence stuffing the head of a cock into her man's peace hole.
Tommy and Mike were caught olive branching. only one person was enjoying this.
by shaboo September 20, 2012
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Broken Branch

When two people are having intercourse, and the guy thrusts onto a hard surface (such as his partner's thigh). His penis then bends and a loud cracking sound is emitted. Much swelling will enduce, and medical help is necessary.
My boyfriend's so stupid...this is like the third time he's gotten a broken branch.
by Ouch69 July 21, 2009
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
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brancanator.

a person that constantly is giving people blue balls. the actual animal-brancanator, does not walk. BUT IT DOES-slither. so by calling someone this extremely crude and repulsive name, you're suggesting that they're slithering whores that give guys blue balls.
ashlee simpson is a walking, talking brancanator. i heard her brancanating in my bedroom last night.
by nickabitch. September 15, 2009
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brandyn mccann

Brandyn is a person who smokes and goes out with people who have a low life and usually gets called fat by people
by Madmanwhoisginge April 27, 2016
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