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Get the bored mug.by Izuku midorya ::>_<::◑﹏◐◑︿◐😈 March 9, 2020
Get the im bord mug.The raising of one's status as a result of crossing a literal, or figurative, border to an area where one is of higher relative status than where they came form.
This can be done by moving to an area where one's race or nationality automatically makes them elite, and/or moving to an area where one's financial means are much higher than the median as compared to where one is moving from.
This "move" does not have to be a physical move...it can be a social move. This is best evidenced by a loser white guy going after minority women to get a hot one (e.g. mail-order brides). Likewise, any decent looking white woman can always secure herself a wealthy husband if she is willing to hook up with a successful black guy or an Asian guy.
This can be done by moving to an area where one's race or nationality automatically makes them elite, and/or moving to an area where one's financial means are much higher than the median as compared to where one is moving from.
This "move" does not have to be a physical move...it can be a social move. This is best evidenced by a loser white guy going after minority women to get a hot one (e.g. mail-order brides). Likewise, any decent looking white woman can always secure herself a wealthy husband if she is willing to hook up with a successful black guy or an Asian guy.
When the Smiths retired and moved to Mexico, they got a border promotion and were able to live in a much nicer house.
That piece of white trash couldn't get a decent-looking white girl to save his life, but once he went down the mail-order bride route, he got a really hot wife due to the border promotion.
That piece of white trash couldn't get a decent-looking white girl to save his life, but once he went down the mail-order bride route, he got a really hot wife due to the border promotion.
by Bill From VA December 12, 2008
Get the Border Promotion mug.Demon of defecation, a sentinent wingless being summoned through the act of tearing a sacrifices perineum. The act of speaking the demons name often leads to a paranormal anomaly causing streams of liquid feces to rapidly excrete from the human body. Often leading to tearing of the summoners perineum. Commonly used for fetishes or satanic wedding bindings with a host possessed by bordash itself.
*Lights go out*
Summoner 1: B..Bordash?
Summoner 2: NO! Don't Acknowledge its presence!.. Oh God its too la-
*Feces Pierces through Summoner 1's trousers*
Summoner 1: *intense pain* My Perineum!!
Summoner 2: God! Forgive u- *The sound of excrement rapidly covers his screams*
*intensity intensifies*
Bordash: *Evil high pitch tone* Boorrdashh!!
Summoner 1: B..Bordash?
Summoner 2: NO! Don't Acknowledge its presence!.. Oh God its too la-
*Feces Pierces through Summoner 1's trousers*
Summoner 1: *intense pain* My Perineum!!
Summoner 2: God! Forgive u- *The sound of excrement rapidly covers his screams*
*intensity intensifies*
Bordash: *Evil high pitch tone* Boorrdashh!!
by Singleseagul May 6, 2014
Get the Bordash mug.The act in which a male during vaginal intercourse with a women, attempts to insert his penis into the women's rectum, without her consent or knowledge. {The taint acting as a border or boundary line.}
Nick:"Did you get to stick it in her butt?"
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}
by AkiraDeathStar June 13, 2009
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