When a girl sucks a guy's dick while he's standing in front of her as she's taking a shit; the opposite of a blumpkin.
by SessyPung423 November 03, 2014
by LBP December 12, 2004
The act of performing a Blumpkin in a Honey Bucket. This usually occurs at a festival or on a work site.
After she gave me the Honey Blumpkin, I locked Shirley inside the Honey Bucket with a zip tie and pushed it over. Hahah... stupid bitch.
by J-Krack May 28, 2012
by Big T- McG October 30, 2009
A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.
I let this guy talk me into giving him a Mexican Blumpkin but couldn't finish because it stank so friggin much. I vomited on him, giving him an Irish Blumpkin instead.
by vexxie March 24, 2004
(1) To perform oral sex on a female while she is defacating.
(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
"Would you like to have some Blumpkin Pie" "No thank you, one slip of the tongue and I'm in deep shit!"
by B77 September 17, 2012
Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.
by mordbdconversation. June 02, 2009