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Late-Bloomer

A fart that is passed but does not smell right away. A surprise attack, a mystery.
My friends were concerned that my fart didn't smell, I told them to hang on- it's just a late-bloomer.
by Sniff Buttski August 17, 2019
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Bloomington

A piece of shit town in the middle of effing nowhere with absolutely nothing to do. Ever.
Bloomington has:

No hookah bars. ONE radio station. WTF. no 18 and up clubs.
by eabuvhic March 13, 2011
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bloomer

a loaf of white bread. we sell it in 2 sizes, large and small. large one costs 95p and doesn't fit in the fucking bread bags.
A) how much is the large bloomer?
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big
by wonderfool December 1, 2003
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Bloom

A sound effect used for the purpose of saying outloud when performing an action such as punching, kicking, throwing something, etc...

*Be sure to put a long emphasis on the long "oo" sound. Such as, "Blo0o0o0o0o0m!"
Gary is driving late at night back home when he decides to throw some trash out his car window. After he rolls it down, he shouts "Bloom!!!" as he chucks it out.

Thus, the sound effect adds to the boring-ness of just throwing it out without one.
by x-xRichardx-x August 1, 2008
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Late Facebook Bloomer

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...
Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!
by Jazzist August 15, 2006
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Bloodfire

i) an act of appreciation used by the crowd in underground music to let the dj/emcee know he's smashing the tunes.

ii) a roar of an aggressive nature when an emcee is in the zone and feeling the vibes from the banging basslines and sick rhythms that true emcees and dj's feel in the depths and pit of their filthy electro souls.

iii) Used by dj's/emcee's to get the attention of the audience to let them know the following rhyme or tune is strictly for the baddest mofo's in the room.
''the emcee last night smashed it to bloodfire''

i.e that blud is on fire

unleash a great big

''BLOOOOOOOOODDFIIIIIIIIIIIRRRREEEEEEE''
''BLOOOOOOOOODDFIIIIIIIIIIIRRRREEEEEEE''
''BLOOOOOOODD-FIIII-YAAAAAAAA''
to let either the crowd or the emcee know what's about to go down or what your ready to hear.

q: what time is it?
a: Bloodfire time

oh my days are we ready????
by Roman Bloodfire August 8, 2011
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orlando bloom

A hot, cute, good looking, young man with a face that you will fall in love with at first sight. (actor)
Wendy: Who;s Orlando Bloom?
Cady: An angel
Wendy: Oh i understand
by Lamp Lover December 29, 2005
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