max bling

A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT

FUCK YOU MAX BLING DICKHEAD

by ShakaylaisHawt June 7, 2016

Ming Bling

A type of jewelry only worn by the rare species of Ming. Big sparkly jewelry in the shape of a M representing the name Ming. Ming can be found in the wild jungles of Chars backyard.

Look there is a Ming in my backyard! He’s wearing some Ming Bling!

by GotMing? October 3, 2017

Hotline bling

When an ex has blocked you and you get that monotone female robot telling you to fuck off before a dreary bleep disconnects you.

I know with that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing. My ass is blocked

by Drake the dank engine July 5, 2018

Hotline Bling Sex Move

To fill your condom with hot sauce after sex

Ayyy yoo dog I filled my condom with hot sauce so she can't dump the semen into her pussy later
Hotline Bling Sex move defined as, "To fill your condom with hot sauce after sex"

by yules117805 January 14, 2022

Mona Bling

Mona Bling means fierce and beautiful woman, an idol, and rolemodel. What a queen!!!

Girl 1: "Mona Bling is such a beautiful woman."
Girl 2: "I know she is my idol, i wanna become as fierce as her. "

by Rin_Tintin December 27, 2021

hotline bling

Someone who is just used to call late at night when they have no one or when they need some closure or comfort. But in public change or act different. Sometimes even ignored.

I'm such a Hotline Bling to her, she only calls me when shes sad or needs something.

by WrapThisBtUp November 2, 2015

blingin'

What one chav might say to another when they are dressed up in their best chav tracksuits and fake gold jewelrey.

You is lookin' well blingin' in your trackie top and fake gold chain!

by Kray-Z July 14, 2004