bertelli

Fucking awesome motherfucker that will fuck your hoe if you don't watch her like a hawk. likes lots of fucking pussy, usualy around his cock.

Dude, I'm feeling really bertelli right now.

by Nick & Ryan. January 6, 2008

Beerthirty

A point during the day when a person decides its a good time to open a beer.

I just go out of work i think its Beerthirty

by BA3573 June 12, 2010

bertaholic

Some one obsessed with all things bert.

Phoebe Johnson is a bertaholic.

by earnestj March 15, 2008

bert

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.

Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

bert mccracken

Crazy ass mofo!He is the lead singer of the Used and probably the most A.D.D. ex pot addict and coolest lead singer ever.He is known to throw up at every show from screaming his lungs out and he's VERY well known to throw tantrums like a 4 year old over his gameboy which he adores.
He is grungy looking and appears as if he never showers, but he doesn't give a damn.

But Bert has a serious side too.
He also enjoys walks on the beach.Reading literature. Writing Poetry and Screaming in your face.

Gotta love em'

TheUsedFan #1: I love Bert McCracken, but he kinda scares me a little.
TheUsedFan #2: Tru Dat.Still a fucking awesome band though.
TheUsedFan #1: YUP YUP.

by Starishere November 6, 2008

bertarooney

large cigar rolled joint, given its name for concealment

kid #1: dude, bertarooney?
kid#2: Nice!

by Jahwii September 5, 2009