Anti-Banter

The antithesis of banter, open to interpretation. It can be applied to a wide variety of situations

The worlds worst possible insult. one does not want to be accused of antibanter or be described as an antibanterer

Antibanterer: a person with the rare skill of stopping banter dead in its tracks, worst than shanter or even ganter.

usually occurs in aspirational girls who shun jokes as a distraction to their "climb"

Chap A:wow that girl is such anti-banter

Chap B: yeah mate i know, she demonstrates the skill of antibant

by antibant police February 5, 2012

banther

An example of banter only with a list of it. Used to make fun of people's stupidity.

Aaron's friends banthered him so much he dropped out of highschool.

by Deeez 492849593 September 15, 2016

Banter

a word used by jocks and preps to describe the act of conversation. in a situation the observer can desribe the obsevered as good banter, for instance a fight between two girls.

'mate thats some quality banter'

by Fezzer June 22, 2006

Blantoning

To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.

God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.

I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.

by john dicklicks April 18, 2010

Bant lads

Lads getting together and having banter.

i just watched spongebob bant pants with the Bant lads

by Jakehopkinson November 4, 2010

Banticipation

The act of anticipating banter. Someone who is anticipating banter is said to be "banticipating."

Last night was rough. You think there's gonna be much banter about it today?
Yeah, I'm full of banticipation.

by Flash88 January 18, 2011

Hit With The Bant Stick

To be completely and utterly owned in life.

Todd: WOW, James just spilled his cocaine on Cheryl
Bert: Ya he deffinately just got Hit With The Bant Stick

by Zakkius Rex May 6, 2007