Brooklyn Bidet

When your girl is taking a shit but you gotta piss, so you lift her legs and piss on her ass so she doesn't have to wipe.

"Since we only have one bathroom Jen and I have to do the Brooklyn bidet sometimes"

by PaPaChyli March 23, 2022

Infla-Biden-ession

An economy suffering from runaway inflation, causing a recession with Joe Biden right in the middle of it all!

This Infla-Biden-ession is killing my 401K!

by Aloisious Von Putinstien June 17, 2022

Swedish Bidet

The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then having her spit it into your own mouth, where you then spread her anus and spit the cum into it.

My girlfriend asked me to give her a Swedish Bidet and I couldn't say no

Brian gave Sally an awesome Swedish Bidet

by Keto Arra July 14, 2022

The Bidening

Bidening is whenever each day, month or year, you bear a similar resemblance to Joe Biden, such as a increased sense of smell when close to someone, lack of attention to professional work and a bigger attention span to under 18 years activities such as pursuing a ice cream truck, as well as a mental stroke during speech that goes into something else, and much more.

Symptoms Of The Bidening

Joey Aramaic has been subjected to the presence of current president of United States Of America, Joe Biden for 4 hours. Several days later he has accumulated a disregard for one's personal space and a increased scent detection upon smelling down someone's neck. Subject will be examined completely until they have reached the complete Bidening.

by Coilscar July 17, 2022

Joe Bidening

When you take a shower with one or more of your children and rock back and forth doing the helicopter with your genitals and smiling at your child like Joe Biden.

Jim: Hey Sarah did you here what happened to Jeffree?
Sarah: No I did not
Jim: His father gave him a Joe Bidening yesterday.
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jim: I know he said it swung around in the water like a fishing motor.

by The masked scrotum November 17, 2022

not-biden-it

I'm not Biden it is a colloquial way of saying "I don't believe you". It's used to express skepticism or disbelief about something someone said. The phrase "not Biden(something)" means "to not accept or believe something as the truth."

Joe swears he never discusses business deals with his son Hunter, but I'm not-Biden-it.

by S1eeper July 3, 2023

amish bidet

When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.

"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."

by FireRescueMechanic September 13, 2023