Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

fart before the poop

wen u are waitig for something and the fake thing happens first

that opening band at the concert was the fart before the poop

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

beforeward

The opposite of afterward and cool way to say before or anything with a similar meaning.

Steve: What do you guys want to do after the party?
Andy: I dont know...
Kenny: Lets play ps3 at your house. I'll bring my game too.
Steve: You will have to carry it around with you the whole dat then.
Kenny: I meant before the party.
Steve: We are discssing about what happens afterward...
Andy: But you are talking about Beforeward.

by somerandomguyontheinternets June 25, 2009

Nightmare Before Christmas

Heading eastbound on SR50 just outside of Orlando FL, the 'Nightmare Before Christmas' is what some people call the town of Bithlo. Shortly after exiting Bithlo, you enter the town of Christmas, FL.

If youre gonna head to Cocoa Beach on SR50, careful going through the Nightmare Before Christmas!!!

by Veno Lase May 30, 2006

HE WAS A PIMP BEFORE

A male cat that has many felines, but also many diseases.
Also, a derrogatory term to use when you're mad at someone, exclusively best friends, parents, or anyone who has no idea what you're talking about.

girl- "he was a pimp beFORE"
girl2- "shut your face when you're talking to me"
girl- "duuude. straight up chill, man"
girl2-"go pachanga with doc bob"

by linchenzo November 26, 2006

Gay before bed

The act of masturbating before bed, 'gay' referring guys playing with their PENIS etc.

Made famous by Ultimate Force, an English TV show about the SAS in which Cpl Ricky Man has an inside joke with Cpl Louis Hoffman - he generally follows it with 'they love it, they do, they love it'

well this is a paraphrase of 1 scene from Ultimate Force...

Cpl Ricky Mann walks in camera shot carrying Vaseline

Ricky: Here, this should work on the C4 detonators, and get you through a couple of games of Gay Before Bed"

Cpl Louis Hoffman: *smirks immaturely*

by OMFGROFLOLMFAOWTFBBQ March 19, 2010

Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).

Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".

by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007