horny ass badger

A Horny Badger that over indulges in crawling in and out of Asses, or a badger that enjoys hardcore Anal

That guy is such a horny ass badger. Check out that horny ass badger

by The Electric Weasel April 22, 2015

poking the badger

The act of harassing, cajoling or otherwise provoking a reaction from a crabby overworked colleague.

"Daves still not completed that document and I asked him a thousand times!" "Don't worry- just keep poking the badger"

by Gravydavy March 21, 2016

Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).

Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"

by ClownJuice August 31, 2021

Badger

Adjective.

Complete confusion about a certain situation.

Not in possession of one's mental faculties.

"Thank you for explaining but I'm completely badger."

After Sean's explanation, Lewis was badger and speechless.

by It's Coach Frank May 26, 2011

Honey Badger

Daniel Ricciardo. Daniel is the Honey Badger. Fearless and doesn’t give a shit about things that don’t matter to him

“Who is that?”
“that’s the honey badger”
“oh, daniel Ricciardo.”

by h0n3ybadg3r August 22, 2021

badger

A bad bloke, Someone who has done something to dissapoint a team or group of mates.

Bondy, you didnt give me fuel money you badger!

Bondy hurry up you badger

Your a badger

by Ziley November 30, 2006

Badger

Another word for a moustache. If reffered to as having a badger the person shouldn't be proud of it. People with badgers are usually teenage boys starting puberty, with that disgusting upper lip hair- which although they may be proud of- girls find it gross.

girl 1: yuck that guy has a badger
girl 2: gross, he has more hair on his upper lip than on his head, and it aint pretty.
Badger: Like my stache?
girls: bleughhhh

by eeeeeewwwww May 22, 2011