Baby Batter

Sperm, where babies come from, pecker snot

I sprayed baby batter all over Beth

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

man batter

1.the batter, or nut that comes out of a guy.
2.That shit that you should not swallow
no matter how good they say it taste.
3.white, creamy substance that burns when it gets into your eye....nut to be exact.

BOY:"Lets cook with my man batter!"
GIRL:"I don't think that is safe."
BOY:"BANG,BOOM,CLASH......AND SPLASH!!"
GIRL:Man batter is in my eye......and it FUCKIN' BURNS!!!"

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

battery operated boyfriend (bob)

Name for a Vibrator, generally if the woman is too ugly to get a guy.

sally's to ugly for a real guy, she'll have to settle with a battery operated boyfriend for the rest of her life

by Joe Canadian April 6, 2005

Fanny batter

Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.

Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

fanny batter

the wee white chunky bits like sour milk that u find in between a manky tarts pish flaps!!!

my mate garys got fanny batter breath!!!

by the farm warrior October 12, 2006

Baterium

(v) Enterance to or atrium of a building occupied by a vampire(s), in which they change from bat form to human form. See also: Haven, Batcave, chantrey, elysium

Morpheous Darkland swooped into the baterium and quickly changed back into his "normal" form before the other tenants realized there was a vampire living in their building.

by NotEvilPete December 18, 2006

Baterade

The first isotonic beverage that helps both men and women recover all their fluids (ALL of them) after any physical activity. Baterade was introduced as an April Fool's joke by Pornhub in 2019

After playing pocket hockey to beating your sparring partner, Baterade's clinically proven formula can help you refill all the life-giving fluids you need to go at it again.

by squareboy7hills April 1, 2019