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basting the meat

When your girlfirend is so incredibly poor in bed that she makes the same amount of effort as a corpse - you do, in fact, end up 'basting the meat', similar to the act of stuffing a turkey. The sex is usually so poor that the male in the relationship is unable to finish, due to the cadaver like nature of his missus. He is left with painful, swollen blue balls.
Alex: "Oh mate, were you basting the meat last night?"
Henry: "MATE, she was like a corpse, minimal effort"
Alex: "Mate, did you finish?"
Henry: "Nah mate, blue balls, never have finished!"
by Choirboy69 November 20, 2006
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emo bashing

a way to fulfill what an emo really wants without having that emo do it to themselves
person 1 "i went emo bashing the other day."
person 2 "oh really?"
person 1 "yeah, the emo was gonna cut himself so i had to do it for him"
by thewhitetree December 20, 2008
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Basking Ridge

A rich misunderstood town. People who live there know that most of the kids are dumbasses and there are a lot of kids that have cut at one time or another. Half the town is rich and the other half either lives in the condos of Society Hill or somewhere else. A lot of the kids are preppy and even more of them live in the hills and wear A&F but think they are ghetto and try to act black. You know you're really in Basking Ridge when you see kids with popped collars and kids trying to be cool and "ghetto". There are also a ton of bands and Basking Ridge does have a ton of nice people, they're just a bit insane and misunderstood, yes misunderstood. Live there for your whole life and you'll know what I mean.
'Yeah I'm so ghetto''You're not ghetto, you're white and you wear A&F and pop the collar.'
by Marcus x3 September 17, 2005
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america bashing

Constantly making fun of and criticizing policies and problems in the United States. Mostly done by ungrateful citizens who don't realize how much the US has helped them and how many rights they have due to previous hardworking Americans.
Person 1: America is so this, America is so that..

Person 2: Yo shut up, if you hate America so much then go back to where you came from, and stop taking the welfare and opportunities our government has been giving you.

Person 1: *rolls eyes*

Person 2: that guy is America bashing
by Theboss101 April 22, 2014
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emo bashing

Created by Martin Henney! The art in whihc u must fling your whole body at any emo wearing incredibly tight jeans! while screaming the noise best described as "neeeuuuuuuuuuu"
OMFG A EMO WEARING INCRIBLY TITE PANTS "NEEEEUUUUUUUUU"
that was some good emo bashing back there cletus!
by zzViruszz December 1, 2006
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emo bashing

kid:hey emo kid! hows life?

kid2:horrible, she broke up with me and so now i have the urge to cut my wrists and draw hearts on my wall out of the bloood from my black dying wilted heart about the love that i thought was real after the 2 weeks we dated.

kid:wow, wtf, get a life. get over the fact that she doesnt like you and thinks your fat and ugly and that your a fagg.

example of emo bashing.)
by fine.. i am. November 15, 2007
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bushing

Girls taking off their panties before going into a party/ gig. Makes it easier to get your bush burned!
She said wait a mo and then went bushing at the door and I couldnae believe it!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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