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fucking baptism

the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman in labor and cumming on the baby's face.

derivatives:
bacon baptism - one of the participants is a pig
barking baptism - one of the participants is a dog
holy fucking baptism - one of the participants is a member of a religious order.
premeditated fucking baptism - the man inpregnated the woman with the intention of engaging in this act.
I love the pregnant ladies. When they're birthin' you can fit all kinds of stuff up in there. Give little miss a fucking baptism!
by glassy wassy September 7, 2008
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Zions Hill Baptist School

A Christian school, with the biggest Wacko principal ever, he thinks that Obama will bring the end of the world on all of us.

The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.

The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.

Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.

There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.
Zions hill Baptist School is the worst school ever.

That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.
by Raypture May 21, 2009
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Dog in a Bathtub

The FULL insertion of one or more testicles into a woman's butthole...the term was coined based of its level of difficulty in both pain and practicality, i.e. getting a dog in a bathtub. Norf
"I had some serious nerve damage after that "Dog in a Bathtub!" - Norf
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baptise

To baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one's milk-laden breasts across a gentleman's/lady's head and/or face, expressing an indiscriminate amount of boob juice on to the subject's forehead.
Although I'm 8 months pregnant I still managed to baptise several gentlemen and one lucky lady last night. Alas, my jugs will soon be empty.
by MEFF February 13, 2009
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baTHtub

There is no such thing as a baFtub, u idiots. Say it right...BaTHtub baTH th ttthhhhh!!!!! Bathtub! Uh duh! there is no such thing as a baFFtub!
Bathtub, a common appliance one uses to bath and cleanse oneself in.
by mr. smith December 15, 2003
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Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues

In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.
I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.
by Hydraulic Ride February 24, 2019
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Baptist

People that might learn the bible but don't know anything behind it.
Cathilics are all knowing because they learn everything behind the bible.


Baptists know the Bible, that's it.
by TubaMasta March 16, 2009
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