sandwich bagged

the act or practice of using a ziplock sandwich bag as a prophylactic in order to prevent conception or venereal infection

I sandwich bagged that ho

by The Lightswitch June 23, 2008

hasty bagger

a grocery clerk or carry-out who fails to properly bag one's groceries because they work too quickly; alternatively, one who tries to put on a condom too quickly

I'm sorry I put your eggs on the bottom - I'm a hasty bagger.

by NJaggers July 1, 2008

Douche-baggery

An adjective which is used to describe something that is cruel, or done by a douche bag. Or, the act of being a douchebag. Most of the time, douchebaggery is associated with the people who steal your baby mama/daddy.

Kyle: Dude! That mo-fo stole my woman!
Maurice: Wow. Talk about douche-baggery.

by I8mypen April 19, 2009

Douche Bagged

Douche Bagged

(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.

When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.

(guy1)Hey bro I was thinking about joining the army!

(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?

(guy)I just lost everything!

(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!

(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!

by kamel_reds December 12, 2009

Yorkshite budgie bagger

when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls

'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

2 bagger

When your screwing an ugly chick and you pat a bag over her head plus another one just in case the first one breads.

I smacked that booty all night long, but that ho fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch. She was a real 2 bagger.

by Big Playa Andrew Gates. September 1, 2006

boggled

Very Stoned. Stage before, Bonoggled.

Stages in this series:
-Boggled
-Bonoggled
-Tronsoggled

I am Boggled with a captial seven...

by Hannah R June 2, 2005