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Bachelorsexual

When you are neither straight, homosexual, bisexual or any other type of sexual. You are just a nothing. A loner. You do not feel the need to be romantically involved with anyone.

Also see, failosexual.
a) I don't like anything. I'm bachelorsexual.

b)Matt says: Hey, wanna come home with me?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my sister came too?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my dog came too?
Suzy: No, god damnit! I'm bachelorsexual!
by thepersonthatrox January 30, 2009
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Bachelor Shower

The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflection of the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weed out of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.
MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...
by psuedoben April 4, 2009
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Bach

Dirty guy, he had more than 30 kids. Imagine the time he spent doing his wife.
30 examples. Look them up urself
by Wilfred March 18, 2005
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Bachelor Brush

the act of brushing your teeth with a bare toothbrush because you don't have time or just ran out of toothpaste
Dude1: I woke up this morning with only 10 minutes to get to work... i had to bachelor brush
by CBJDoe September 13, 2009
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Tameez ka baccha

An Urdu phrase. A person who is highly respectful towards others.
Ahad Raza Mir is such a tameez ka baccha.
by Ahadrazameme August 13, 2018
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autumn bachman

asshole, bitch, cunt, dicksucker,ejaculation sensation,fucking gook porch monkey... stupid fucktard that spread her legs to anything with n with out a pulse. a person with every type of std out there including mutations of what she already has... also known as aids cochina bachman oh n bachman meaning fucking retarded fuck tard. pussy loser then dumbos ears...
damn i can hear this bitch from a mile away her pussy just flappen, oh bro shes what u call an autumn bachman, stay away bro shes puke worthy....

ewww gross look at that bitch eww she so nasty not even my puke will get near that. that what you call an Autumn rayne bachman...
by xxFangxx65 September 8, 2011
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bachelorism

Bachelorism is an a relationship status for single men who are bachelors. Bachelorism is somewhat of an epidemic that effects men who are single. The term was coined by Match.com in 2006 when they embarked on a quest to try to get single women to "cure men of bachelorism".
Match.com: Proud to support the fight against bachelorism.
by Nymosis October 28, 2006
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