When you are neither straight, homosexual, bisexual or any other type of sexual. You are just a nothing. A loner. You do not feel the need to be romantically involved with anyone.
Also see, failosexual.
Also see, failosexual.
a) I don't like anything. I'm bachelorsexual.
b)Matt says: Hey, wanna come home with me?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my sister came too?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my dog came too?
Suzy: No, god damnit! I'm bachelorsexual!
b)Matt says: Hey, wanna come home with me?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my sister came too?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my dog came too?
Suzy: No, god damnit! I'm bachelorsexual!
by thepersonthatrox January 30, 2009
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MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...
by psuedoben April 4, 2009
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Get the autumn bachman mug.Bachelorism is an a relationship status for single men who are bachelors. Bachelorism is somewhat of an epidemic that effects men who are single. The term was coined by Match.com in 2006 when they embarked on a quest to try to get single women to "cure men of bachelorism".
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