Brandon
Brandon by mahniggabitch<3 January 17, 2014
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The kindest person you will ever meet. Brandon will be there for you every day every second along the way. The dude with the biggest cock and the magic fingers. The good looking, intelligent, charming one. The one who makes you laugh constantly, the one with the maddest dancing skills on the planet. The one that will piss you off, but you'll love. A ledge.
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Brandon
A Brandon is a guy who plays wow in his room and doesn't brush his teeth so he can kill people with his breath. Brandon's are also extremely retarded and have spontaneous seizures and random spaz attacks. They also like to eat tacos and other Mexican food. Brandon's usually have noses with the name Pablo who also like to eat tacos and like the definition napster.
Fred: Did you see that kid? He had a seizure while eating a Taco!
Ted: I know and then he started talking to his nose and said we go play WOW later.
Fred" That kid is a Brandon
Random Guy: napster.
Ted: I know and then he started talking to his nose and said we go play WOW later.
Fred" That kid is a Brandon
Random Guy: napster.
Brandon by Brandon-Pablo December 7, 2010
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brandon by ur mum gays July 1, 2009
Brandon
a not so cute guy with an extremely sexy body, and a pretty big dick (a guy version of a "but her face"). Brandons often like to play girls, think they're cool, and be an all-around asshole.