by Urbblurb October 3, 2018
Get the Braggartry mug.The culture of bragging about oneself and extreme narcissism. A breed of people who lack humility, accept no blame or accountability, and believe themselves to be the greatest example of a human being. Bragriculture has been made popular by modern rap music, Instagram, LinkedIn, and every mononymous person including but not restricted to: Trump, Kanye, Bono, will.i.am, and Yanni.
Examples of Bragriculture:
“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things." - Trump
"I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh." - Kanye
"I'm the Imelda Marcos of sunglasses." - Bono
"Beats so big I'm stepping on leprechauns." - will.i.am
"My name Laurel." - Yanni
“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things." - Trump
"I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh." - Kanye
"I'm the Imelda Marcos of sunglasses." - Bono
"Beats so big I'm stepping on leprechauns." - will.i.am
"My name Laurel." - Yanni
by funnybrandony69 October 5, 2018
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Brage is the coolest kid you'll meet in highschool. He will destoy with bad jokes and urge to laugh. Also he is supreme at videogames.
by Jesus from the future November 11, 2018
Get the Brage mug.BRAGEEPLEKAGE translates directly to Brage applecake. This means that if you want a applecake, u better freaking eat a brage to. The word defines the retardness of people.
WOW u are so BRAGEEPLEKAGE
by THE WIZARD OF SVITUN December 3, 2018
Get the BRAGEEPLEKAGE mug.A twat. A Brage is a person who thinks he is a meme lord, but does not understand that "They did surgery on a grape" is a bad meme
by på December 3, 2018
Get the Brage mug.Person A: ‘Yeah I manage to get a B in that test we did’
Person B: ‘Well I got a A** and I didn’t even revise’
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by Kaybee123 January 12, 2019
Get the braggerbrag mug.A combination of bragging and giving advice or using the giving of advice as a thinly-veiling excuse to brag.
Grandson - I just got laid off of my main job! I'm working two other part-time jobs in addition to that one, but they barely cover the rent. I don't know how I'm going to keep my car running and pay for my health insurance and my student loans! I've been spreading my resume around, but I'm not getting any call backs! What should I do?
Grandfather - Well, I'll tell you what I did when I was your age. First, I didn't have any student loans. I worked for my Uncle Fred while I was going through school, and that was mostly in the summer. Then, I got a good job right out of college and worked at that company for my entire career and retired with a good pension and benefits. Now, your grandmother and I can travel the world and don't have any worries. Life will be great when you're older! Young people today need more initiative.
Grandson: That's no help! I already told you that I've been spreading my resume around. Uncle Fred's been dead for years, and I don't have any relatives who could give me a job, not even you! I'm worried about surviving now, and no company that I know of even offers pensions anymore, no matter what job I get! Look, I'm glad that things are great for you, but you're not helping me. This isn't advice, this is bragvice!
Grandfather - Well, I'll tell you what I did when I was your age. First, I didn't have any student loans. I worked for my Uncle Fred while I was going through school, and that was mostly in the summer. Then, I got a good job right out of college and worked at that company for my entire career and retired with a good pension and benefits. Now, your grandmother and I can travel the world and don't have any worries. Life will be great when you're older! Young people today need more initiative.
Grandson: That's no help! I already told you that I've been spreading my resume around. Uncle Fred's been dead for years, and I don't have any relatives who could give me a job, not even you! I'm worried about surviving now, and no company that I know of even offers pensions anymore, no matter what job I get! Look, I'm glad that things are great for you, but you're not helping me. This isn't advice, this is bragvice!
by dictionaryenchantress May 13, 2019
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