Anwar

The finest man in the world. You will be lucky to even hear his name or be in presence. Usually they have a huge dick, but use it wisely. They are very good looking and have impeccable music taste.

“omg look at this kid i’m talking 2”
“OMG ITS ANWAR?!?”

by clitterally April 29, 2023

ROD Award

An award consisting of a lettuce trophy given to internet forum posters for posting complete garbage.

See also ROD, Superbeaner

That guy made no sense! Give him the ROD Award.

by Ryguy February 20, 2005

Couch Awareness

Simply being conscious of your current status of sleeping on a couch.

Jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent's house. The fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great "couch awareness" on his part.

or,

Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.

and

Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).

by Blue Tipton January 3, 2009

Awky Award

An award comparable to the Oscars given to someone for outstanding Awkwardness.

Host: And the Awky Award goes to John! For tucking his shirt into his underwear!

by Luke Rollers October 19, 2011

sleeper award

Someone or something that after a long period of time, reaches a higher level of potential, or success.

I was a very shy and meek kid in high school, but when I reached my 20's, I came out of my shell and became very outgoing. My friends told me that I get the sleeper award for how social I've become.

by The sleeper. September 11, 2013

jade award

An award given to the sloppiest person at the party. The awarded must then wear the award (typically a jade ring) until the finish of the next party amongst that set of peers.
Term originated in Loma Rica, Ca

"Did you see Angel last night?"
"Yeah he threw up everywhere and got the Jade Award!"

by WTH1214 December 2, 2013

Cult Awareness Month

Cult Awareness Month starts in August, and is not widely celebrated, mostly because I just made it up.

"Hey dude, it's almost August, Cult Awareness Month!"

by JoggingPotatoes October 24, 2019