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australian muscle rub

Inter-gultial sex, that is, when a man places his penis between the bottox, but not into the anus, of his partner and stimulates himself to orgasm. Like a Hawian Muscle Rub only "down under."
"She was too up-tight to Saddleback, so I settled for an Australian Muscle Rub."

australian cleavage 

butt cleavage - cleavage from the land down under
People of Wal-Mart is riddled with people with serious, world class australian cleavage
australian cleavage by Kelly-TBCRI December 3, 2010

australian shot 

Snort the salt, take the shot, sqirt the lime in your eye!
Man did you see becky!! She go so shwasted off those australian shot's last night!!!
australian shot by Toribabe123 March 23, 2008

Australian Crickets 

an especailly bad case of crabs
I heard you got the australian crickets from that turbo slut.

Australian Gamers 

Quite possibly the dumbest people on earth.
Australian Gamers by ☢_☢ August 14, 2009

Australian basket job 

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.
He's the love child of an australian basket job.