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Alphabet Circus

A term used to describe the LGBTQI+-&$#@ community.
The alphabet circus is hosting several marches to celebrate pride month.
by The Great White Monkey June 30, 2023
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i tricked you this is less than half of coptic alphabet
alphabetagammadeltaeysooozetaeetatheetayotakappalavlameyney... would be realistic
by chargingvindiction4 August 21, 2024
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Alphabet Mafia

An easier way of saying LGBTQIABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123+, because dear god… that is a lot of letters and numbers. Plus is there for a reason fellas, we don’t need to add a new letter every four seconds please I feel like I’m walking on ice whilst saying this acronym and I’m literally pansexual.
Ray: Yo did you hear about Joshua?
Anna: Yeah he’s part of the alphabet mafia
by i hate tyjo (im not jishwa) November 5, 2023
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Alphaberto

Little small mexican midget with a small little penis that can’t even please a ladybug
Damn alphaberto u fat as shit
by Imortalz.net fans aka everyone November 19, 2023
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Alphaberto

Little small mexican midget with a small little penis that can’t even please a ladybug
Damn alphaberto u fat as shit
by Imortalz.net fans aka everyone November 19, 2023
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alphabetic arbitration

An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court:
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.
Additional alphabetic arbitration terms are possible is you alter da spellings slightly:
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.
by QuacksO December 29, 2023
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Alphabet Challenge

A challenge in which a guy, gal, or non-binary pal has sex with 26 people, each of whom has a name that starts with a different letter of the alphabet.
When you find out she's been doing the alphabet challenge for the last week and a half but she didn't know she was supposed to clean in-between.

I'm having a hard time finding anyone with a Y name in my small town! I might have to travel to the big city to finish the alphabet challenge!
by anonymous January 8, 2024
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