Organised alcoholic

A regular party animal who can still get to work the next day and be functional as well! The worker who drinks a lot of alcohol and can still be normal at work the day after a party.

Girl: Still alive after last night's party? You're quite the organised alcoholic.
You: Work hard, play hard!!

Organised alcoholic by Drew's chew July 30, 2011

Rube Goldberg Alcoholism 

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.

"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"

Rube Goldberg Alcoholism by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010

Alcoholist 

Much different than an Alcoholic. Alcoholists do not have a dependency on alcohol. They merely enjoy drinking large amounts of alcohol to reach that "happy place", which usually means blacking out and trying to figure out what the hell happened last night.

Dude I'm not alcoholic. I'm an alcoholist.

All alcoholists have a a flask full of Jägermeister and red bull to have an instant Jäger bomb.

Alcoholist by whitie1234 August 30, 2010

alcoholair 

Place used to drink and get wasted, preferably a friend's house, apartment or basement. Can be referred as a drinking headquarter.

We'll meet at 9:00 at Carl's alcoholair.


"See you at my alcoholair tomorrow night!"

alcoholair by Ingdavs December 26, 2008

Alcoholike 

A person who really likes alcohol but in denial of being an alcoholic.

Michael was telling people he wasn't an alcoholic but an alcoholike!

Alcoholike by Michaels friend(: May 13, 2011

Alcoholimic 

A person (usually a girl) who makes themselves throw up after a night of drinking in the hopes that they reduce their hangover.

Where did Laura go?

She went to go make herself throw up.

She's a total alcoholimic.

Alcoholimic by Dean the Painter May 22, 2011

Alcohologic

The decisions you make under the influence of alcohol which seem obvious at the time, but which are clearly idiotic to any sober person.

Some guy: Dude. You told the bouncer you'd take on him, all his friends, and a straight guy.

Some other guy (from hospital bed): Well. I do have my yellow belt in karate... it seemed alcohological.

Alcohologic by Peit August 13, 2012