Just put it on my account

Or, "Just add it on to my bill." More often than not, of course, this statement means that you're probably **never** gonna get paid for whatever transaction the person is "delaying".

Amazing how "willing 'n' generous" someone is when they say, "Just put it on my account"... hey, they can comfortably/confidently agree to ANY amount of debt-responsibility, if they actually have no solid intention of ever paying any of it!

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

multi-accounting

Turkish national sport

those damn turks are multi-accounting again. I hope the admins ban them

by debildevil October 4, 2008

Catfish account

A fake social media account. Usually has a fake name and a random pic of a half naked female most of the time. When befriend will ask for limes and comments and sometimes will promise nudes for such.

Joe "Bro check out this hot chick's account I think she might like me"
Darien "Dude that a catfish account"

by Anonymous Drex May 10, 2016

fuck my actual life

This is what you say when you life totally sucks cock.

Dave: "You've lost everything"
Me : ''Fuck my actual life!"

by Lifesuckscock September 16, 2013

accountant

Someone who ditches a major for a different major.

Hi, my name is Jae Park. I used to be a Computer Science major but now I'm an accountant.

by DAT Chanh February 17, 2017

accountant sex

very planned out formalized sex

she wanted to plan out every little detail, it was complete accountant sex my friend, accountant sex

by voodoom August 23, 2006

actual lol

A more refined way of saying lol.

'What do you call a fly with out wings?'
'I dunno?'
'A walk!;)@
'Actual lol:)'

by Actual Rofl Copter March 10, 2010